Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 16, 2014

Spam has reacher the Ouija board!

Make money stuffing envelopes at home …

I think I know what the last letter is.

Ouija – A trade mark owned by Parker! Has * this * Parker any business connections with * that * Parker ?

“Hello, I am a deputy malebranche requesting you assistance to transfer funds from the Eighth Circle of Hell…”

I wonder who paid off the spirits to submit the spam

You guys all have it wrong. This is an appeal to free the great hero Viagr, who’s trapped in the nether world by demons who are eating his spleen. And this fortune teller twit just blew away his only chance of ever getting free.

Flashback to 1990: H O O T E R S coupons….whoops, intercepted some junk mail !!

Even worse would be the ghost of Glen Ford appearing trying to sell you a darn Buick..

Another Spam message: Enlarge your Pens.

My ears! I’m deaf!