Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 08, 2014

Pierre and Wiley bears!These are some of my favorite things.

“New animals they have no names for, strange plants that have never grown in Alaska before.”Animals new to them for which they have no names; strange plants that have not grown in Alaska within their memory.Imagine what mayflies would think of autumn leaves falling off the trees.They would think it the end of the world.

Must be in Canada… I think.

When I was a kid, my parents took us to Yellowstone Park. I remember everyone would stop their cars and feed the bears cookies, potato chips, etc. Really, really stupid thing to do. Pierre has the right idea. A bottle and a flat screen is the best way to experience this kind of nature.

Those bears had me laughing out loud!

That door or the windows don’t like they would stop a hungry bear, let alone 4 of them.

Loose the mustache will you. It is very tacky.

Pierre just needs more firepower. Bear steaks taste great.

Best. Bears. Ever.

Not too many Quebecois in the Yukon though. Dudley Do Rights perhaps.

Ah so what is dat nature? An who is stupid? All winter doing what? Television? Now that is stupid.

Awe, come on Pierre…the bears look friendly enough….Of course we all know that since these are Wiley bears, they are already coming up with a scheme to get Pierre out of the house….Probably painting a sign that says Free Escargot! Anyway, I know they’re up to something…..

Nope… the sign will say “Free Poutine!”

First visitors of summer and its Wiley’s bears with their Big SHARP TOOTHY Grins! .

I vote for more strips about Pierre. He doesn’t get much air time. Get it? Air time?

Is Pierre really short, or is that door really tall?

I also loved Senex’s comment.

It isn’t Nature that is stupide, Pierre.

No one draws a smiling bear better …

Around here it would be mosquitos — about the same size.

Taz: No, that’s “poutine gratis”. Franglais is a French problem. Canadians use both, as in “Post Canada Poste”.

Wiley did good…….pretty much how I feel right now……spring has sprung a leak….so much rain in these parts….it stops , I mow …..then it starts again!

I thought those were pizza butterflies.