Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 14, 2014

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Nightmare on Palm Street

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    fawny  over 10 years ago

    …notice there’s no one else on the beach…

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 10 years ago

    oh look, he’s had open heart surgery

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    Purewater  over 10 years ago

    Pina Killada

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    jack fairbanks  over 10 years ago

    Just killin’ time

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    davesoup1972  over 10 years ago

    Gonna have a heck of a tan line

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 10 years ago

    And then he gets a bunch of tiny suntans that look like freckles.

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    Jeff0811  over 10 years ago

    Hey Freddy, the zinc oxide goes on your nose, not your whole face. (hope I have the name right. Not a fan of the genre.)

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    FrostbiteFalls  about 2 years ago

    “Saturday the 14th” was also a wretched movie from around 1982 that starred Richard Benjamin, Paula Prentiss and John Lithgow. From the title, it was apparently intended to be a horror movie parody, but it was neither funny nor scary, and was the first movie that I ever attended in which I was checking my watch, trying to estimate how much longer I’d have to sit through this travesty. I wouldn’t even do it the honor of calling it one of those “so bad it’s good” movies.

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