Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for July 03, 2014
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Grandma, will you buy me some fireworks? Sure! Then I'll drive you over to the hospital parking lot where you can shoot them off. We'll be close to the emergency room, and on the flat surface, I'll easily be able to find the fingers you blow off. A simple know would have sufficed.
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
Geez….what a buzzkill!
Nebulous Premium Member over 10 years ago
But she DIDN’T say no.
Louie-louie55 over 10 years ago
This is coming from the person who used to shoot bottle rockets at the kids she didn’t like. Not that I would know anything about that.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Mike.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
fireworks ok. Apparently we are to have a bucket of water. and set the rockets (fireworks) in buckets of sand before lighting. – so let someone do the work while you sit back and enjoy….. .firecrackers are the ones that eat fingers and noses and go off in pockets.
parkperson over 10 years ago
My favorite was the tennis ball cannon always attracted alot of attention