The season ticket holders in the row behind me always gave away tickets to friends. One night, it was a guy who kept bragging about all the valuable baseball cards he had and how much they were worth. Then he said, “I can’t understand that scoreboard, what’s the ‘R’ mean?” I turned around and said, “Runs.”
Reminds me of an idiot Lt. Gov. we used to have (no, not the current one) who said, after the Ravens scored a TD on a kickoff in SB 35 right after giving up a TD on a kickoff to the Giants (NY’s only score in the entire game), “Gee, wasn’t it great the way we made a football right after they made a football?” She didn’t succeed to the Governor’s Mansion. May her successor have the same experience.
thirdguy over 10 years ago
as long as you buy the beer!
rojroj over 10 years ago
The season ticket holders in the row behind me always gave away tickets to friends. One night, it was a guy who kept bragging about all the valuable baseball cards he had and how much they were worth. Then he said, “I can’t understand that scoreboard, what’s the ‘R’ mean?” I turned around and said, “Runs.”
K M over 10 years ago
Reminds me of an idiot Lt. Gov. we used to have (no, not the current one) who said, after the Ravens scored a TD on a kickoff in SB 35 right after giving up a TD on a kickoff to the Giants (NY’s only score in the entire game), “Gee, wasn’t it great the way we made a football right after they made a football?” She didn’t succeed to the Governor’s Mansion. May her successor have the same experience.