Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 19, 2010

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    johnparadox  almost 15 years ago

    My toaster has three ‘instant setting’ buttons: bagel frozen cancel

    No butter dispenser though…..

    :(

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    lazygrazer  almost 15 years ago

    We’re cyber-traveling into infinity and I can’t find a practical toaster anywhere anymore.

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    rdh288  almost 15 years ago

    Great idea! until the butter spoils from not being refrigerated. I wonder how to refill it…

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    William LoGreco Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    I want one!

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    jtviper7  almost 15 years ago

    It’s made for lazy wifes…

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    joefish25  almost 15 years ago

    @johnparadox… my toaster has one setting - burn

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    jrowell  almost 15 years ago

    Potential problem: toast gets jammed in the mechanism.

    “Honey, I just got a toast jam. Come and fix it!”

    “What do you mean, fix it? I like jam on my toast.”

    “No, not jam - I meant, jam! The toast got stuck, so you gotta take the toaster apart to get the toast out.”

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    lisa4romMpls  almost 15 years ago

    How lazy have we become?

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    battycomic Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    They should have buttons on there for peanut butter & cream cheese too.

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    notinksanymore  almost 15 years ago

    You could use that fake butter stuff. I worked at a restaurant in undergrad that had both butter and coffee creamer that you didn’t have to refrigerate. I was a little afraid of the stuff, personally, but customers used it, so maybe it wasn’t too bad.

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    trekkermint  almost 15 years ago

    there’s an old thing called a butterbell, lets yo keep butter out

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    tootsie otterloop  over 11 years ago

    I want that toaster. Better start inventing!

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