Eek! by Scott Nickel for July 16, 2014

It’s good at activating allergies.

Are you sure you’re not Oscar the Grouch, just having a bad (and dirty) hair day?

Where’s his arch nemesis, Dust Bunny?

Let’s all try to stay upwind from Toe Jam Man.

Spiderman can’t laugh. He never cut a mouth hole for his costume. When he talks, it sounds like Charley Brown’s parents.

“I’m tired of being called Bellybutton Lint Man! I’m changing my name to OMPHALOS!”

“Whatever you say, um, Phallus.”

“Dang it!”