Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 25, 2010
Transcript:
Man: Here they come! Woman: Good luck, Baha! Good luck, Ghurian! Noise: BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM Havoc: REDFERN! What're you doing? Jeff: Uh... celebrating? Isn't this the tradition? Co-Pilot: Skip! Taking fire! Pilot: Oh, yeah? Someone down there wanna play?
gimmickgenius almost 15 years ago
Yes. Do us all a favor and blow the knucklehead away.
AKHenderson Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I was thinking Gaza.
They don’t do car swarms on this side of the Dead Sea either, Jeff.
Yuseff almost 15 years ago
Havok really should have seen this coming.
billydub almost 15 years ago
Pretty bleeep chilling….
billydub almost 15 years ago
This program just censored the word “darn”!
As in what you do to your socks.
Huh?
twinsnake_coatl almost 15 years ago
Should’ve tied him down, Havoc.
Alabama Al almost 15 years ago
If Terry Blackburn (a.k.a.: Havoc) is packin’, tomorrow we’ll see Jeff Redfern with his head blown off.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 15 years ago
…oppsy…
jgcp1 almost 15 years ago
… uh oh.
IncognitoPenguin almost 15 years ago
Something old..something new…something borrowed…something blew
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
IDIOT!!
mtnbkrider almost 15 years ago
Hah! Told you so, when this thread started I predicted Jeff will become chief of station in Kabul. Here it comes.
Potrzebie almost 15 years ago
Umm this must be based on a true event of an attack on anf Afghan wedding.
Wildcard24365 almost 15 years ago
Man, between this and “Candorville,” it’s getting to be a bad day for “funnies.”
MA! Where’re my dad-burn “happy pills?”
zev.farkas almost 15 years ago
This is why soldiers firing a salute are ordered to aim…
and, yes, that is a “tradition” with some folks in this neck of the woods. sometimes with tragic results…
Justice22 almost 15 years ago
Jeff and Havoc will end up in the same hospital.
mjlew01 almost 15 years ago
ignorance is bliss.
misterwhite almost 15 years ago
Reminds me of the New Years I spent in South Beach. The newspapers had a front page, above the fold, article that basically said, “you are no longer in the rural area of Mexico or Cuba or whereever. Anything you shoot into the air will come down and hit something on the ground. Last New Years, 2 people were hospitalized with bullets in the top of their skulls. Do not celebrate in the city of Miami by firing into the air”.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I’m pretty sure a smart bomb isn’t smart enough to spare the good guys…..bombs are fairly impersonal
and when you are up there getting shot at from a crowd, then EVERYbody in that crowd is an enemy and therefore a target
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
oh, and ushindi, I just wanted to answer your query yesterday as to the exact conditions in jihad heaven. the virgins are not re-virginized after you de-virgin them, they disappear as soon as they are de virginized and are replaced with a brand new virgin , eager and ripe for plucking……..
’ I did say ‘plucking’ , didn’t I?
bradwilliams almost 15 years ago
So they never learn a thing?
babka Premium Member almost 15 years ago
chilling.
alfracto almost 15 years ago
A comment that should cover most situations like this:
Stupidity is its own reward.
cdhaley almost 15 years ago
GT is rewriting history so as to suggest that the CIA may have infiltrated the wedding parties that have actually been bombed in Afghanistan (and maybe Iraq). I realize that GT’s satire comes from an “alternative world” of darkly comic fiction, but when he uses satire to deny what really happened–historical facts–he becomes merely whimsical.
Herbabee almost 15 years ago
and to think that folks get all huffy when I call him Lil’ Duke
Talk about the idiot bastard son~
pbarnrob almost 15 years ago
“Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or
by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can’t help
being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime;
the sentence is death, there is no appeal and execution is
carried out automatically and without pity.”
–Excerpt from the notebooks of Lazarus Long,
from Robert Heinlein’s “Time Enough for Love”
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Hooo Boy!
So, type it as d@m…
babka Premium Member almost 15 years ago
” he uses satire to deny what really happened–historical facts–he becomes merely whimsical.” - palin drone
you can’t say “what really happened” because our news media is on the take. Trudeau’s satire has a truth ‘embedded’ within it that takes into account all manner of possibility to account for the incomprehensible snafus & genocidal miscalculations & tragic incompetences masquerading as a ‘just war’.