Ruthie, next time cement the top of the grapefruit with a butt-load of sugar. That will reduce it’s squirting range (and it’s nutritional factor as well, but you can’t have everything).
This is the kind of adorable mistake Dolly from Family Circus would make. Except that when she does it, it’s loathsome. When it’s Ruthie, it’s endearing.
Mr Nobody over 9 years ago
Wouldn’t that be an inklet?
P51Strega over 9 years ago
The Syracuse mascot is an orange. We always joked that they should have him squirt acid to be more fearsome.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
Ruthie, next time cement the top of the grapefruit with a butt-load of sugar. That will reduce it’s squirting range (and it’s nutritional factor as well, but you can’t have everything).
Mayor Snorkum over 9 years ago
This is the kind of adorable mistake Dolly from Family Circus would make. Except that when she does it, it’s loathsome. When it’s Ruthie, it’s endearing.