Close to Home by John McPherson for August 15, 2014

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    The Duke 1  over 10 years ago

    “And what, exactly, does a stabbing pain in your back have to do with returning your ceiling fan?”

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    joe piglet Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I bought a few ceiling fans, at a reduce price from our local Re Store (Reuse), a lot of homes are being built with 7.5 foot ceilings, too low for fans, we asked your builder for 8 foot ceilings.

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    Plods with ...™  over 10 years ago

    His mom told him to stop jumping on the bed.

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    J Short  over 10 years ago

    I had a brand new Toro weed eater that got me so frustrated I beat it into pieces against a tree. I took it back for a refund. The clerk asked what happened. I said this thing is a hunk of junk so I beat the crap out of it. He wasn’t going to give me a refund till his boss pointed to the same model that someone else had just returned.

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    DRkm Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but….

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