Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 14, 2014
September 13, 2014
September 15, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: Why are there two different brands of ketchup on the table? June: Because I like one of them and don't like the other... But I can't remember which is which! I didn't want to buy the wrong one, so I bought 'em both! So I'll try each one! Yes! This is the one I like! No, wait... Maybe it's this one! That's weird! I seem to like them both! Maybe it's mustard I don't like! Ralph: And all these years, I thought Norman took after my side of the family! Norman: Makes perfect sense to me, mom!
jimgamer about 10 years ago
ok ???? 8^(
GalleyOar about 10 years ago
Where is her apron?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Time to add a blind fold and a third brand to the testing plate.
2Goldfish about 10 years ago
“Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog.”
- Dirty Harry
SHAKENDOWN about 10 years ago
Heinz (and maybe others) now have no salt added, no sugar added, organic, & other specialized, gourmet ketchups (catsups).
Fido (aka Felix Rex) about 10 years ago
Ketchup I can live with (but not eat) — the real crime is putting mayo on a hot dog.
rphbeta about 10 years ago
You can get shot in Chicago for doing a lot less than that.
Jaythor 12 months ago
Poor Ralph. Too battered to leave the nest of idiots.