Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 21, 2014
August 20, 2014
August 22, 2014
Transcript:
Satchel Pooch: Look! I'm putting a bow onto Fungo's gift bag! Bucky Katt: What?! I'm not giving a gift bag to Fungo, you traitor! Much less one with a bow! Satchel Pooch: But he won your contest! You said contest winners traditionally get gift bags, besides...it's pretty. Bucky Katt: Listen, you demon spawn of Benedict Arnold and Martha Stewart, no gift bag! Satchel Pooch: But... you said it was tradition! Bucky Katt: Give it here! Satchel Pooch: No! The gift bag is sacred! The gift bag is sacred!
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rshive over 10 years ago
Some things have been censored from the history books.
jbenzver5 over 10 years ago
’Specially the part about how Martha redecorated West Point so Benny could get a better price for it.
juicebruce over 10 years ago
Classic Bucky Kat !
REPO over 10 years ago
Once FUNGO catches wind he’s won…all bets are off.
ladamson1918 over 10 years ago
“You demon spawn of Benedict Arnold and Martha Stewart…”How long before I have an opportunity to work that into a conversation?
arbyrb over 10 years ago
Drunk History did Benedict Arnold this week, the part of Martha Stewart was played by Winona Ryder.
luvdafuneez over 10 years ago
Swag…
tazz555 over 10 years ago
One person is considered the most hated person I american history…and the other Benedict Arnol
bmckee over 10 years ago
Hey! Don’t be knocking Martha Stewart! I’ve had erotic dreams about Martha Stewart. I’ve never had an erotic dream about Benedict Arnold.
CoBass over 10 years ago
@Liverlips McCracken – What do you have to do to get a rim shot around here?Try this.(For some reason, I couldn’t reply to your comment.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
But Satchel looks so sweet. So friendly. So huggable.
are all demon spawn like Satchel?