Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for August 22, 2014

Change name to,“if no answer, leave note”.

Think that there’s something in the rules about trying to evade the rules.

“Fairness thy name is Satchel”

A man walks up to a 7-11 store and sees the owner locking up.“What gives?” he asks. “Your sign says ‘open 24 hours’!”The owner shrugs and says, “Not in a row…”

I would think that winning the 24 hours with Bucky would more than likely be placed in the Loss Column!

Look on the bright side. Being a cat, Bucky would probably be asleep for 16 of those 24 hours.

Actually, it is air tight but in Bucky’s favor. The rules refer to the “lucky” winner. Since the ferret is the only one who entered, there was no luck involved. Ergo Bucky is not obligated to spend the day with him.How’s that for some artful dodging?

Most cats sleep 16 to 20 hours a day. (I think my 2 surpass that.) I’m not sure about Bucky, though. He spends too much time on his schemes during the day when he should be sleeping. He might lose sleep by spending the day with the ferret, though, because he will be afraid to close his eyes, and rightfully so.

Do it Sachel!A Day with hybrid Bucky Katt-Sachel Pooch sounds downright charming.But Buck has to chip in for snacks that are not fish not Bucky by-product. Cash only.