Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 23, 2014

Always have a spare set of batteries handy too.

We’re all too old to take that particular bait.

Still practice games

Everything except the lock on the door.

May need a spare remote in case the main one is thrown at the TV…….

Is that some sort of joke? If not, here’s a recipe for you:

Place in a large bowl the following:1 package yeast3-1/3 cups flour1/4 teaspoon baking soda1-1/2 teaspoon salt1 egg

Mix together and warm in the microwave:1/4 cup water3/4 cup cottage cheese3/4 cup sour cream3 tablespoons sugar3 tablespoons dried minced onion2 tablespoons dried dill weed1-1/2 tablespoons butter

Pour warmed mixture into flour mixture, and stir well or use electric mixer. I’m assuming most people know how to make bread from this point.

Bake at 350 for 40 to 45 minutes.

OK, I’ll bite – what’s the deal with dill bread?

err………..what’s the joke? if any.

Manhood in hand

Arlo is hoping the Super Bowl will be a dilly of a game.

Arlo’s not ready. I don’t see any beer and chips.