Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 16, 2014

Poncho you need a woman! Then you might understand .

Don’t complain. She cooks and does the dishes.

And your point is?

So, if Poncho sees mailmen as faceless horrors and Chazz’s wife as a tentacled green monster, then what kind of people does he see as normal?

Well, she needs some fashion help. I think that ponytails tied with huge bows went out … oh wait. They were never in!

There’s nothing more beautiful than a woman hard at work in the kitchen!

Poncho: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees. And the flowers and the trees. The moon up above. And a thing called love. Barrrrrrfffff! You barfed Poncho. You clean it up!