Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 02, 2014

:-)

Dead on.

I hate it when people litter in my toilet.

Virginia Beach on the 4th of July.

Because he likes to talk trash?

Because everybody loves a Elvis impersonator…

Sounds like the Little Mermaid has had a divorce.

it could be worse. She could have got the six pack ring around her neck.

Hey don’t blame me I pick up my trash (and the trash others throw in my yard).

Love it!!!!

Fantastic! Someone needed to say it again.

Aw man, I had expected Garbage singing “Pete Seeger.” Hey, if Cake could sing “Frank Sinatra”…

This is more “Ponyo” than Disney’s TLM. Or HCA’s, for that matter.

Tom Lehrer wrote a song back in the sixties called, Pollution. It starts off like this. If you visit American City. You will find it very pretty. Just two things you must be aware. Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air! Pollution, pollution. They’ve got smog and sewage and mud. Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud!

I forgot that Tom Lehrer was a professor at Harvard. Which explains a lot.

That’s what the Brazilian Olympics will look like.

Says the girl who swims in water who poos in.