Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 04, 2014

Transcript:

I can feel my CPU fading, gertrude. Fading fast. Before I go, I want you to know... I was programmed to respond to all of your words, actions and chemical emissions in a manner consistent with my feeling "love," but I perceive no meaningful difference between you and any other primate. Oh my God! Why would you say that?! I've always adored how the light catches your eyes. Stop that!