For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for November 10, 2014

You had your chance with Connie already, Ted! Give in, she’s already moved on… ;)

It is a diet—the regret or guilt diet. Does he realize how he treated her?

You’’re half right! This young hag thinks you’re a jerk!!!

“You didn’t want her when she wanted you!!!!!!”

No attacks, Daniel. It’s expected of you. Why should we complain?

I wear a night splint because I clench my jaw at night. It makes an amazing difference.

You’re obviously a clueless, naive little boy, who has never gotten a hottie in his life and only lives his fantasies out in the comment section of the comics. Sad… yet we’re all laughing at you. hahahaha!!!!

A torch is one of those heavy things to carry in life. Worst one is an attitude.

I’m an old “hottie” who doesn’t deign to attack your anachronistic post, so there!

Ted has no trouble attracting vapid hotties, but even they catch on that he’s an incurable narcissist who will never figure out what happened, because what he wants is all that matters.

Get over yourself

Ted went the “young hottie” route until he got shot down by girls calling him a dirty old man.

I need a bite splint as well as the CPAP machine? — it’s gonna get crowded in there!