Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 26, 2014

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    Kali39  almost 10 years ago

    So that’s what you get when you leave fruitcake sitting around for a 1000 years….(well, it must be — after all, no one ever eats fruitcake…)

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    Alabama Al  almost 10 years ago

    It’s been a long time since I’ve actually seen a fruitcake. Do stores even sell them anymore?

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Funny, fruit cakes start out round…..

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    alviebird  almost 10 years ago

    My roommate eats them often. But then, he also puts mayonnaise on hot dogs and chilidogs.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Yes, you were able to lay around long enough to become sentient precisely because people crave fruitcake.Riiiight.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    There was a fruitcake store that went out of business because they were all stollen.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 10 years ago

    Our doorstop hasn’t started talking yet.

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    kaffekup   almost 10 years ago

    Not so, Brewster; I just finished mine. Fortunately, it didn’t say anything.

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    Tom Eisenmenger  almost 10 years ago

    I’ve seen them at Walmart (not a “high end grocery”, mind you). Then, if you’re fortunate enough to have one in your town, you can visit the in-store Walmart Psychiatric Center.

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    gmorse76  almost 10 years ago

    LYING around! Lying around! NOT laying! Oh, the failure of public school.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Hasn’t anyone else tried the wonderful Collins Street Deluxe fruitcakes from Corsicana, Texas? They are more expensive but worth the cost, believe me.

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