Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 05, 2015

How about some squirrel and dumplings?

Look at me with my fancy FREE 90-day PRO account! And just for clicking an Easter egg. Thanks, judyparka.All I did was click on the link GoComics sent me, and it automatically upgraded me. (You have to be signed in first). I thought they’d ask me for a credit card number so they could extend my membership later without my say-so, but that did not happen.

Winning is fun. Where’s the confetti? What happens now?

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Squirrel treachery does not exist. This is a made-up concept that human supremacists use to support their hateful dogma.

Look, Natasha! Is goosed and squirrel!

Can a sadist hit a masochist?And a masochist not hit a sadist?

Relax. I have been assured that there is no squirrel treachery. The Squirrel Treaty of 1927 remains intact.

gmail is Google’s email service.You can sign up at Google.They offer Google+, which is a social network.(Social Network = Rabbit Hole)

Dear Ones

Normally, I’m not a violent person. There are exceptions.

I was attacked and bitten by a squirrel when I was “with Rotifer.” That explains a lot of things, doesn’t it?

When I’ve been drinking (mothers are human too, you know).

Sincerely,

Rotifer’s Mother

Ah, the all-female cell of the 3R (a.k.a. Rodent Revolution Resistance)! Bless you, Mother Thalweg and Cousin Glenola! We know the enemy is heavily armed, yet our hearts are pure and our strength is as the strength of ten—as long as you keep the good chow coming. An army runs on its stomach, you know….

I already have a PRO membership.What do i get?

the way this is labeled, that would be Teresa on the cutting table there, just out of sight

as a PRO account holder we got an extra today a strip about Koko and her friend who can tear sinks off the wall.

@nighthawks could it be mother Thalwag is holding Teresa to the cutting table.

With all due respect to Teresa, the squirrels that mom was so pissed about weren’t of the Sciuridae variety. I think she was a little more exercised about the houses I keep buying for women I don’t like.

FROG FUR!!!

Flying squirrels and tree frogs? How does this make sense?

What is this Easter everyone is talking about??? We have Nor’easters here ’bout.

NOM! NOM!

Terrified Kids with the Easter Bunny

Dang! Look at all the PRO memberships on this page. Who just got one?

I’ve always assumed that the ‘pro’ was used here in the U. S. Army WWII sense. I may have erred.

Is it just me, or is cousin Granola looking sort of tasty there?I do love a woman who knows how to properly wield a spoon.

I remember GoComics temporarily calling PRO readers something else. First, it was PRO. Then something different, then back to PRO. It’s really bothering me not being able to remember. Help!

Today’s Random LAME comes from the March 30, 2015 post of the relatively obscure Stairs Topic:http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=17&p=5474#p5474

ARAST