Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2010

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    OOH OOH! I want to try! I want to try!

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    Purely luck was all it was.

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    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    Good one, Parker!!!!!!

    Weren’t there two brothers shooting?

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    As long as Bung never sobers up he’ll be okay.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    No, he has double vision when he’s sober. It clears up when he’s drunk.

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    Pacejv  over 14 years ago

    Bung…Zip…Thunk. That’s what I sound like going down the stairs for the first coffee.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    I’m so not as you think drunk I am

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    kjaneh  over 14 years ago

    Bung, how many glasses of red wine did it take to see double?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    He asks for a double.

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    Hillbillyman  over 14 years ago

    Why don’t Bung turn himself in the the Fink king like ole Otis did on Andy Griffith?

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    You aim dead at one target, he aims dead between two. Whatever gets the job done. :))

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    What ever works for you, Bung.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    “I not as think as you drunk I am. (Hot Lips from MASH)

    \\//_

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    “I’m good with bowing to the applause as well!”

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Bow-ned up before he shot. We should have known he’d do well with anything involving a shot.

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    mrwizard001  over 14 years ago

    That was how I drove when I use to drink lol

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    When I drank, I would close one eye while driving.

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    battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Talk about a lucky shot!

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    boldyuma  over 14 years ago

    Stereoscopic vision isn’t all what it’s cracked up to be these days…..

    Instead of calling it a “bulls eye” call it a “bungs eye”..

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    craigwestlake  over 14 years ago

    Oh dear, I hope he doesn’t try the apple-on-the-head shot…

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 14 years ago

    That would be a bad thing, Rhadamanthus.

    Oh, one of the “blessings” of being drunk.

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    glitterygal07  over 14 years ago

    Wow that IS Lucky

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    That’s not luck, that’s skilled compensation…

    Sure, why not? We know he can juggle Easter eggs.

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    artisanx  over 14 years ago

    tHE ONE THING bUNG CAN HANDLE IS A GOOD SHOT!

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