Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 15, 2015
Transcript:
Tabloid Times/ Editor Frank: Ernie, I need headlines for some articles -- first, the new upscale restaurant in Center City was cited for health code violations. Ernest: "Fined Dining Downtown" Frank: This article says not many people were taken in by the latest gasoline-out-of-water scam. Ernest: "Fuel Foolery Futile: Fools Few" Frank: At Spring training, the local baseball club's best starter surprised team brass with a presentation demanded he be traded. Ernest: "Star Makes Pitch -- Throws Management A Curve" Frank: And what about our piece on increasing surveillance by drones? Ernest: "Pry In The Sky"!
johnt204 over 9 years ago
One of the best ones in a long time.At least the first two panels.
ChazNCenTex over 9 years ago
Pry in the sky…..and soon to be so true.
TREEINTHEWIND over 9 years ago
Tabloid scrapes the bottom of the barrell….editor trys to keep his head above water and has to use Google to get his words spelled right…………..
Perkycat over 9 years ago
This is a good one! They make a good team.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
“Mayor buys wife blue/black dress. Mayor’s wife says she didn’t ask for a white/gold dress. Mayor forced to take dress back.”“Mayor’s Marital Situation Redressed!”
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
“illegal before…?” You betcha! Destruction of property, firing a weapon inside city limits, reckless endangerment (the drone will fall on something, the buckshot will land on someone) and if someone is injured, the charges stack higher & higher.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
“Earnest would be arrested in China. They’ve outlawed puns and wordplay.”.Good to NOT be in China. huh?
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
There was an episode of “Bones” where Booth shoots an annoying mechanical clown on the top of an ice cream truck! He ended up in counseling…
seanachie over 9 years ago
I look at about 20-25 “comic” or cartoon strips every day. Thaves’ Frank and Ernest is the most consistently funny!! And today we get 4 really funny situations in one! Thanks, Thaves!!!
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
All the news that fits.
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
For the last panel, all I can say is Eye Gevalt.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
gmartin997: There is a long history of stupid laws in China. The Gang of Four outlawed tubas, presumably sousaphones as well.
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
:-)) Don’t listen to the tabloids, NBC,CBS, CNN, MSNBC or even the AP. Our Newsies hype everything to compete with the Internet. I get bears walking through my neighborhood, headed to the river to drink. They tease the dogs, but haven’t shot anyone yet. :-))
Doublejake over 9 years ago
We may not always exercise it, but we do have the right to arm bears. It’s in the Rill of Bights.