I remember on the day of the Challenger explosion, my horoscope read, “You will face an emotional drama that not even you could have anticipated.” How true that was.
It would only be funny if he slipped on the newspaper that had the horoscope, which caused him to slip on a banana peel, which caused him to fall downstairs into a deck of Tarot cards……..
I used to read my horoscope at the end of the day and never did I get one that predicted my day correctly. One did get close though. It read “You will come into money today.” Well, it was payday and I received my paycheck.
therese_callahan2002 over 9 years ago
I remember on the day of the Challenger explosion, my horoscope read, “You will face an emotional drama that not even you could have anticipated.” How true that was.
Olddog1 over 9 years ago
Generic bullsweat.
amxchester over 9 years ago
@olddog1’ exactly! What about the other 3,467,903 that don’t match?
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
It would only be funny if he slipped on the newspaper that had the horoscope, which caused him to slip on a banana peel, which caused him to fall downstairs into a deck of Tarot cards……..
DaveBNM over 9 years ago
I used to read my horoscope at the end of the day and never did I get one that predicted my day correctly. One did get close though. It read “You will come into money today.” Well, it was payday and I received my paycheck.