Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 17, 2015

$21.39

That’s what you get for asking a dog’s iPhone. You’re lucky it didn’t say Snausages.

IT DOES NOT COMPUTE

How can Rip, Cobra,his son, and Rip’s dad can communicate to animals Dr. Doolittle-like, but Finkle thinks he’s a loony-tune who’s just talking to himself?

Actually, it is a trick question!Gas is bought by the dollar, not by the gallon.

Now ask Rip what the proper stop gap between cartridges on a .45-70 and he can probably tell you in his sleep. Momma read him this stuff at bedtime. He was home schooled people!

$21.39 …..

Come on Dan, Please don’t make our hero out to be stupid. Make the Rip Haywire strip as popular as it could possibly be. He should make Mr Finkhead look stupid and ace this test, and then save that guys life … again. …

For that dork to even say flunksville & Haywire in the same sentence he should be castrated and forced to eat his left … a … a … a .. I need to let it go. I just do not want our soldier of fortune to look like a fool. tough guys can & should be smart too.

Math questions?! Noooooooooooo!!!

Shouldn’t he be computing the cost of green beer today?

TNT… Try asking a calculator instead. I’m sure it will tell you the answer is 21.385 ($21.39).Provided you press the right buttons, of course.

Did Fred go to the same school as Peppermint Patty?

I set it on automatic and when it stops, that’s it. Topping off is not recommended; it wastes fuel.