Chazz: Where are you off to?
Poncho: Church.
Poncho: Oops, almost forgot something.
Chazz: They don't throw rice at weddings anymore. It's bad for birds.
Poncho: Dang it!
I wouldn’t say “mostly”, just because they can survive on an omnivorous diet does not mean it is the best diet for them.Dogs are still more carnivore than omnivore.
@ShadowBeast: I had forgotten Poncho’s one track mind. Thanks for posting.____________@jfb 1129: his confession is long overdue. Thanks for posting.____________Y’all be prosperous and healthy my friends.
Wasn’t the rice/birds things disproven? Birds will eat rice in the wild, right where it grows, and it doesn’t swell in their stomachs and make them explode.
It was a silly urban myth based on not thinking the thing through. Rice doesn’t absorb water until the water is extremely hot, and can break down the starches. A bird’s digestive system is not boiling inside.
I believe the real reason they don’t throw rice at weddings anymore is because of lawsuits. Combine the uncooked rice with the hard soled dress shoes worn to weddings and things get a little “slippery”. Like walking on a bunch of tiny ball-bearings. I say Poncho has it right…throw cooked rice!
Argythree over 9 years ago
I’m not sure why Ponch would want to cook rice, anyway. Don’t most dogs just like plain meat?
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
So close.
ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago
Another urban legend.
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
Poncho goes to church? Very funny. Everybody have a beautiful weekend.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
I wouldn’t say “mostly”, just because they can survive on an omnivorous diet does not mean it is the best diet for them.Dogs are still more carnivore than omnivore.
Stryk428 over 9 years ago
Rice is good for dogs especially if they have an upset stomach.
Starman1948 over 9 years ago
@ShadowBeast: I had forgotten Poncho’s one track mind. Thanks for posting.____________@jfb 1129: his confession is long overdue. Thanks for posting.____________Y’all be prosperous and healthy my friends.
LingeeWhiz over 9 years ago
Rice is no good at all for dogs. It causes too much tartar and then the teeth start rotting.
StelBel over 9 years ago
Poncho, don’t bother with the ceremony…..just go to the reception….or maybe meet Fergus at a local buffet!
Thomas Scott Roberts creator over 9 years ago
Wasn’t the rice/birds things disproven? Birds will eat rice in the wild, right where it grows, and it doesn’t swell in their stomachs and make them explode.
It was a silly urban myth based on not thinking the thing through. Rice doesn’t absorb water until the water is extremely hot, and can break down the starches. A bird’s digestive system is not boiling inside.
louieglutz over 9 years ago
in addition birds have a crop, a nice pre-stomach that grinds the seeds to bits before they get past.
tiomax over 9 years ago
I believe the real reason they don’t throw rice at weddings anymore is because of lawsuits. Combine the uncooked rice with the hard soled dress shoes worn to weddings and things get a little “slippery”. Like walking on a bunch of tiny ball-bearings. I say Poncho has it right…throw cooked rice!
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
I was referring to Poncho as a devil dog with that comment.It could be the middle of Winter and Poncho would still burn from his own evil.
Elvanion over 9 years ago
They must put up scarecrows to warn birds about the dangers of eating grains then. Very thoughty of them.