Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 09, 2015
Transcript:
Caption: Theah we wah, stuck on the isle of fiasco. The land was full of holes. I soon found out that theah wah people in the holes. It seems diggin' wells is what they did best. One might say, too good at it... Eddie: ? Oh...Hi. Voice from hole: Howdy. Eddie: Maybe you should stop. Voice from hole: I'm no quitter! Eddie: So with everyone stuck in a hole, I became the king of fiasco by default. Flo: Was it named befah or aftah you got theah?
Varnes over 9 years ago
Wiley, you’re killin’ me…
Varnes over 9 years ago
BTW, I’m no quitter….
Randy B Premium Member over 9 years ago
When you find yourself in a hole:stop digging!
bagbalm over 9 years ago
Kalifornia?
phylum over 9 years ago
I think his story is full of holes..
thirdguy over 9 years ago
Must be nice to visit The Holey Land.
Varnes over 9 years ago
OK, now the common taters are killin’ me…Guess I can’t win today….
whiteheron over 9 years ago
Land of the Wack-a-mole people.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Congress?
metagalaxy1970 over 9 years ago
Where does all the dirt go if they are digging holes in the ground?
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
Having dug themselves into a hole in two countries the republicans (and a few nutty DINOs) want to start digging in Iran as well……………
palos over 9 years ago
Paulie must have declined becoming king.
dabugger over 9 years ago
Is it polite to ask Eddie how his vessel was grounded in the middle of a field of holes? There is that little technical problem of wondering where and when the sea drained away. Was it just a really low tide? Did the sea drain into the holes? What kind of a sea captain navigates into a fiasco? I don’t think that he is going to answer?
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
this whole story, has holes in it.
sarah413 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Just a few more minutes, and I’ll be in China. Those old enough will know what I’m referring to. Maybe even some youngsters as well
entirely over 9 years ago
I QUIT!!!
Vonne Anton over 9 years ago
The only difference between the rut and a grave are the dimensions.
damifid0 over 9 years ago
Ar,har,a Hole new game for capt.Eddie. Peace.
Pointspread over 9 years ago
Fiasco, the worlds’ easiest golf courses.
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Snoopy always had control over his wild imagination, but Eddie, not so much. (This would’ve been funnier if instead of digging “wells” was what they did best, digging the holes themselves was. Of course then you lose the California subtext, but I personally would’ve gone with “holes.” Seems more Eddie-like, for that matter.)
klunker rider over 9 years ago
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
jud03005 over 9 years ago
I think I saw this movie, but I thought it was called “Camp Green Lake.”
LV1951 over 9 years ago
Where is all the dirt dug out from the holes?
Kind&Kinder over 9 years ago
He was on his way to Pepperland.
danketaz Premium Member over 9 years ago
they used it to fill previous holes.
Argy.Bargy2 over 9 years ago
Good one, Flo!!!