Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 22, 2015

Remaining lifespan of 2008 Compass jeep: 3 … 2 … 1 …

I wonder if there are sheepskin seat covers in little Boo’s Jeep?

Bear’s “Footloose” reference yesterday carries over into today’s dialogue. P4: Flash mob.

Looks like the girls practice fielding with a baseball. That’s actually a pretty good plan. Of course with no coaches that might be the only thing they could find.

2008 Jeep Compass? Hell in Milford that’s a car of the future.

P3, Right coach, the road to Hawaii.

Now we know where Boo got those claws of hers in yesterday’s strip – all this high-fiving leads to Exploding Hand Syndrome.

It’s a cinch that Jarrod “Give ’em” Hale isn’t on the baseball team since Too Good to Be True wears #1. Surely a middle fielder like Jarboe or Foley would have had that number. I predict if we Thorpalcoholics live long and prosper, we will revel in the days of Tru(e) like Clyde Bean, Ernie Fenton, Larry Cutter and Jarvis White.

In all reality, " Yeah Coach I know where my future is , making Boo babies in Hawaii with that freaky chick Boo."

If True cuts loose and is throwing in the 90s, couldn’t his future be in baseball? The money’s better, and there are fewer concussions.

Why do people keep pointing at Boo’s chest? Did she have an internet sensation wardrobe malfunction that we’ll find out about later?

True’s future is driving a Scenicruiser on Milford Bus LInes Hawaii Route.

A better response from Gil in P3 would have been, “Have you tried using Gas-X?”

Yes, my amazing psychic abilities were correct. I said Boo would play the mom off the dad to score a car. NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!But what you should have seen coming was today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

P. 4 – The Gilfather, in his office (with a personalized coffee mug in plain view) entering the phone # of Dr. James Andrews into speed dial on his Motorola flip phone. Tommy John, here we come.