Mom: What is that? Heart: We ran out of frosted frost o's, so I crushed up some fig newtons and added milk. Mom: I guess I should applaud your creativity. Heart: It's not so bad once you dump on some sugar.
I would have just eaten the fig newtons and had a glass of milk. We always argued for oatmeal cookies and a glass of milk instead of a bowl of oatmeal with sugar on it.
When I was younger my mom tried every once in awhile to steer us to the healthier cereals. But every time we added so much sugar to them to make them edible that she switched back to pre-sweetened cereal just to cut our sugar intake before school. Nearly 50 now and still eats me Lucky charms, fruity pebbles, Fruit loops and cinnamon toast crunch.
I remember when a friend served Fig Newtons that he’d warmed in the oven. Amazing how many of the guests commented how much better his “homemade” were than the store-bought kind.
Depending on how many are in the bowl, she’s a good chance she’s going to regret it later. They can be a pretty potent purgative if eaten in large quantities.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
How MUCH sugar: the whole C&H box?
rayannina over 9 years ago
Actually, that doesn’t sound half bad …
ellisaana Premium Member over 9 years ago
I would have just eaten the fig newtons and had a glass of milk. We always argued for oatmeal cookies and a glass of milk instead of a bowl of oatmeal with sugar on it.
trspence over 9 years ago
Fig newtons… ye gads, it’s been decades.
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Yer darn tootin, she likes fig newtons.
Wenthral over 9 years ago
When I was younger my mom tried every once in awhile to steer us to the healthier cereals. But every time we added so much sugar to them to make them edible that she switched back to pre-sweetened cereal just to cut our sugar intake before school. Nearly 50 now and still eats me Lucky charms, fruity pebbles, Fruit loops and cinnamon toast crunch.
gammaguy over 9 years ago
I remember when a friend served Fig Newtons that he’d warmed in the oven. Amazing how many of the guests commented how much better his “homemade” were than the store-bought kind.
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Agreed Heart.
R.U. Kidding over 9 years ago
Mom, it could have been a LOT worse.
lunatic03867 over 9 years ago
Depending on how many are in the bowl, she’s a good chance she’s going to regret it later. They can be a pretty potent purgative if eaten in large quantities.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 9 years ago
The Big Fig
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 9 years ago
That got my gag reflex- the sugar part
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
As someone who has it. Be careful Heart. Or else you can develop diabetes!
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
You’re about to get a bowl of Pukey-O’s.