Pickles by Brian Crane for May 15, 2015

Earl’s lucky his head is attached or he’d lose that too.

Good grief! I’ve turned into a female Earl.

I’ve seen something you can attach to keys that will beep when activated. Think it could attach to many items. Don’t think Dad’s glasses would be on the list of possibilities for it though, too big. Too bad, because we have a steadily increasing list of odd places we look because they’ve ended up there before…

Good boy Nelson :-)

I don’t understand how someone who has to wear glasses all day can lose them. I’ve been wearing glasses since the early 60s and have never lost them. They’ve always been exactly where I put them when I took them off.

I take my glasses off and go to bed. I wake up put on my glasses and get out of bed. The end. (otherwise, I bungle into things and bump my nose.)

Proves Earl is a plugger, too!

I always figured anybody with glasses off their face long enough to lose them doesn’t need them all that badly anyway. I always know where mine are: on my face or on the dresser while I’m sleeping, can’t see 6 inches in front of my face without them. :)

my mom left hers in her pocket to go through the washer and dryer. the eye doctor asked to keep the twisted deformed results to show patients. my mom obliged, although she did not appreciate the laugh he was getting at her expense

Did I just hear a crunch?

xxx

David_42,None of those three places where you set your glasses down sound right if you were going to SWIM somewhere, either indoors or outdoors.

The problem is when you’re watching late night TV when you’re pooped and tired..I have a special place to put my glasses before I retire..When you’re pooped and tired you never know where the glasses may end up in the morning.