Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 12, 2015

“Nah, I just read this comic online.” (I almost wrote “read the newspaper,” but what kid does that now?)

Electricshadow – Or adults for that matter. The closest I get to reading the papers if on the Paper review show on BBC News and my Private Eye subscription.

Our local newspapers report mostly sports and social events. And the Beautiful People always make the headlines. If they do happen to print an actual news item, it reads as if they got it from Fox news. Even local events are not fact checked and are generally flat out wrong.BBC, and lately I have been reading The New York Times on line ,don’t know yet how that one is going to go.

Apparently he was able to shake off the fly swat…

Who doesn’t read a newspaper? One of the first things I do every day is check the obituaries in both local papers. If I don’t find my name listed, I continue to read the rest of the paper.

When I’m done with the paper, I come here; well, I actually go to Calvin and Hobbes first, but you know what I mean…

“Spelling” is an especially important class for young wizards.

The short answer is Yes.

O wad some power the gift to gie us,To see ourselves as ithers see us

Frimmin’ on the Jim-Jam, Frappin’ at the Krots.

There’s one less student in the class.

Well, I am still here…