Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 28, 2015

Mon dieu! Fromage munitions!!!(Is it Latest LAME yet?)

What do high-velocity cheese-flavored snacks have to do with scoliosis?

I think they have discovered a new pitch for Cheetos.

Blasted in the neck by cheesy snacks? What a bummer. What a waste of tasty cheese-flavored snack tidbits!At least you got a formidable neck-brace out of this terrifying food mishap!

When Cheetos are outlawed, only outlaws will have Cheetos.

They can have my cheese snacks when they pry them from my fat little cold, dead fingers.

From the immortal Dick Guindon: “This is a family dinner, young lady! Where’s your helmet?”

Seek advice from Linda Lovelace.

Cheese Ball Cannon

Be glad that only your neck is in a sling!

They discovered that scoliosis most frequently results from a hip injury or displacement. The spine is then shaped by the consequential compensation in motion.The displacement of the human body of fresh water is nearly one to one, with a slight buoyancy for fat and air in the lungs. A ten pound stone will completely nullify the displacement and create a negative buoyancy, thus curing scoliosis and anything else.

Always insist on Real Cheese!The bitterness of low quality lingers long after the sweetness of low price has accelerated sales.

I have nearly drown several times.It isn’t so bad.

So I got an email from Harbor Freight, announcing a Giant Tool Sale. Are they saying that I am a Giant Tool who would be a likely customer for a sale for Giant Tools?I mean… geeez.

Ahhh! Cheese too springy……help!!!

Was it to be a giraffe? I’m not sure she has the tongue for it.

I’ve added in a Link to MORE pics that was mistakenly left off the original post:http://www.artcyclopedia.com/hot/tilt-shift-van-gogh.htm<.b>I pulled a back muscle while attending to my wet office carpet and have been resting a lot.Some things just slip by (thank you modern meds.)

Q: What’s orange and wiggles in the grass? A: A wounded cheese puff.