Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 29, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Once we get on board the pirate ship, we'll need to take out as many goons as possible. Breezy: K... Rip Haywire: You got the last two, this lunk's mine. Voice: Come out! We've got the girl! Rip Haywire: Nuts! Think, Haywire. Think! Man: Yo... I just saw an extremely handsome yet craven dude jump overboard... He looked like me, but without our awesome pirate make up.
stsparky over 9 years ago
Goodbye Luke.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Poor goons..awesome pirate make up … ha, ha, ha, now that is funny!!
johnrussco over 9 years ago
Breezy is getting a full dose of Rip … so how could she even consider resisting …. you can put a fork in the Luke guy cause he’s done … just sayen
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yup, I think the Luke problem just got solved.
Joseph.B.Prawer over 9 years ago
drip/dry clothing?
bartwell7 over 9 years ago
Rip vs. pirate Rip! assume!
B LeCren over 9 years ago
No such thing as handsome goons… mind you they aren’t too bright either so this ploy should work…
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
“…or any of our stylish tattoos.”
Brian Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe ol’ Luke will turn out to be in league with the pirates, temporarily breaking Breezy’s heart but opening the door for Rip.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Wow! What a vain goon!
StoicLion1973 over 9 years ago
How long did it take him to get that makeup on his face?