Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 24, 2015

Hayes died with his boots on.And he wasn’t even a cowboy.

Okay, they say how much paper to print the entire Internet, but how much ink would that require?

According to Wikipedia, Frank probably suffered a heart attack from losing too much weight in a short time, in order to qualify.

136 billion pages and 95% is NSFW..

135 out of 136 billion pages would cover just the internet porn

If the jockey was dead, shouldn’t the horse have been disqualified for not having a jockey?

Of corpse not!

And if everybody on Earth wanted their own copy, that would be approximately 1 Sextillion pages. At 16 pages to the pound, that would be about 62.5 Pentillion pounds, which fortunately, is only a fraction of what the entire Earth weighs, which is 13.17 Septillion pounds, more or less. When do we start?

How many pages would YouTube need?

And yeah, cutting weight the wrong way can do serious damage.

About 24,000 miles high, for an 8.5 × 11 inch stack

Does that include the dark net?

Of course, that calculation doesn’t really count, because they’d be using A4 paper, instead of 8.5×11 like the good Lord intended.