Lio by Mark Tatulli for July 05, 2015

I wouldn’t wanna be in Spongebob’s pants when Sandy finds out about this.

Um… did Ariel love SpongeBob before she came across Eric?

Sorry, Lio, you can’t unsee it.

What’s even worse is that in ten minutes, he’ll be Spongebob Trianglepants.

Don’t use up all the eyewash. I think a lot of us readers are going to need it.

AARRRGH! MY EYES BURN!

But I always thought Spongebob and Patrick were, well, you know . . . like Bert and Ernie?

That’s gonna be hard to un-see.

We did NOT need to see that.

And I thought he liked Sandy, too…

Forget the eyewash, he needs the extra-strength brain bleach!

I warned you if the Supreme Court ruled in favor of gay marriage it would lead to this kind of thing. Those slippery slopes are even worse under water.

@melki-Spongebob swims both ways.

Lio should never have tried to be part of their world……..

No Bikini Bottom here.

Sorry, Lio. You might be able to get that picture out of your eyes, but it is burned into your brain, too late!

No it can’t be!!!

Top contender for best strip of the day!

Wait, I thought he was gay?

dating mermaids is so frustrating. although you do get a lot of tail.

Excuse me while I check around the house for some “Eye Wash”…

Nooo!This is so wrong, on many levels, both above and beneath the sea!Ariel deserves better than that porous sessile joke! What can have clouded her mind?!

Oh, Ariel… you could do SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better!

So I guess Ariel decided he was sponge worthy.

runs away screaming

Use bleach.