Pickles by Brian Crane for June 17, 2015

Even better than the real thing.

He just said that to cover his stupidity.

Hmm number 6 recyclable.

I just watched a friend’s cat try to eat plastic flowers yesterday.

You are the one who smells, Earl. Maybe you need a bath.

Opal’s just to lazy to water the real ones.

My favorite kind. I have allergies.

Still got that new plastic smell!!

Where do I start? Boy, are you on the defense. Some old people stink, some young people stink. No one has stated that old people automatically stink. Also, we all have stupid ‘attacks’, young or old. By the way, my dad lived to be 96. At age 93, he was playing tennis & downhill skiing. Bet you’ll never do that slick. Mom is 94 and her memory is above average by a long shot. I respect the elderly.

See if they taste as good as they smell, Earl.

just don’t water them. did that once when i was assigned to water my mom’s plants. she’s obsessed with plants, silly me, i never imagined my my mother would stoop to having fake ones

Earl is a master, Trying to keep peace in the home for over 15 years

That’s the way. Keep her happy.

Mine too! Cuz they don’t die! :D