I once say a house fly
gosh darn them pilots
Practice makes perfect—even for sheep.
I once heard a rubber band.
No, it takes the wool from three sheep (or three shearings) to make one sweater. Sheep are not killed in the removal of their wool.
Que the drummer . . .ba-dum-dmm -splash
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
3 sheep to make a sweater for a little bird??
If birds can talk and run a cafe and run a newspaper, it’s certainly not much of a stretch that that could knit.
WEll, I saw that punch line coming a mile away. Good one though. Besides what so surprising about sheep knitting? Your bones can knit too.
Rick McKee
phylum over 9 years ago
I once say a house fly
wizzo10 over 9 years ago
gosh darn them pilots
rshive over 9 years ago
Practice makes perfect—even for sheep.
azhoosier41 over 9 years ago
I once heard a rubber band.
JanLC over 9 years ago
No, it takes the wool from three sheep (or three shearings) to make one sweater. Sheep are not killed in the removal of their wool.
JohnHarry Premium Member over 9 years ago
Que the drummer . . .ba-dum-dmm -splash
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
benbrilling over 9 years ago
3 sheep to make a sweater for a little bird??
If birds can talk and run a cafe and run a newspaper, it’s certainly not much of a stretch that that could knit.
tallguy98366 over 9 years ago
WEll, I saw that punch line coming a mile away. Good one though. Besides what so surprising about sheep knitting? Your bones can knit too.