Woman 1: Here's an interesting article, "six tracks to drive your man wild." Woman 2: What's number one? Woman 1: "hide the remote."
Number 2: re-hide the remote.
Number 3: Tell him about the ‘interesting’ dream you had last night.
Number 4: Ask him what he wants for dinner and then make something completely different.
Number 5: re-arrange the furniture.
I notice it says “six tricks” not “sex tricks”. there’s the problem.
Number 6: start talking
Step in front of the television on a fourth down and goal to go.
Trick #2 has to do with WHERE you hide it.
I frequently have an “Easter-egg hunt” before watching TV.
That will work every time!
Number X (the wild card ) lift the toilet seat when you are done ! If my ex ever did that it would sure scare the heck out of me ! bwha hahahaha
Ubintold over 9 years ago
Number 2: re-hide the remote.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Number 3: Tell him about the ‘interesting’ dream you had last night.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 9 years ago
Number 4: Ask him what he wants for dinner and then make something completely different.
ekw555 over 9 years ago
Number 5: re-arrange the furniture.
I notice it says “six tricks” not “sex tricks”. there’s the problem.
Already Fuzzy over 9 years ago
Number 6: start talking
J Short over 9 years ago
Step in front of the television on a fourth down and goal to go.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Trick #2 has to do with WHERE you hide it.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
I frequently have an “Easter-egg hunt” before watching TV.
She Mc over 9 years ago
That will work every time!
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
Number X (the wild card ) lift the toilet seat when you are done ! If my ex ever did that it would sure scare the heck out of me ! bwha hahahaha