The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for June 23, 2015

Hmmm, with this group’s attention to personal hygiene, I wonder what other (inappropriate to mention here) itches signify.Considering how wildly contagious pinkeye is, and her supposed closeness with Jerry and his habit of getting nekkid in the steam bath at the gym with Burl et al. they will all have it by Tuesday.

And they say if your butt itches you’re about to be…No, wait. I don’t think I can say that here.Who is this THEY anyway?

Well, Joy’s nose couldn’t be itchy…after all, she rinsed it just day before yesterd… no, wait…I think it was Frida…Thursday, I’m sure of it.

X … I dunno, but they’re saying it again.

my Granny always told me that if your nose itches it means someone is coming to visit. Maybe just a Texas thing.

my Mom always said it meant you were going to kiss a fool!

I would say if your nose itches you are sitting to close to Jerry. If your eyes itch you probably looked at him.

my grandma always told me that an itchy nose means you’re gonna kiss a fool.

…..or you went for a walk in the neighborhood when the insect control folks were motoring around your street spraying Malathion 50 all over the place.

My mom always said if your nose itches, you’re going to kiss a fool. Alas, I was foolish enough to ask the same question – what if my eye itches. Mom gave me the same answer – eye infection.