Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 26, 2015

Try a nice cold shower.

‘Sink or Swim’

This flag is not a symbolism of racism at all!

Oh, sorry, wrong conversation.

Never mind.

That’s a very short flagpole but, I guess, size doesn’t matter as much as control.

When there is something shameful in your past, do as Ira Einhorn did. Put it into a box in the closet and put a big lock on the closet. Then leave it behind and go away and pretend you aren’t even an American until they try you in absentia and extradite you back to serve your sentence after a lengthy and difficult period of international disagreement.Nobody will remember that you are an Earth Day founder, or source of any of their most cherished beliefs, and will actively discourage remembering the facts of the matter. Your legacy will be safe, even if you are personally shamed.Thinking about baseball works, too. You don’t have to control all the pennants. You just have to win the one of them.

Not to be ingested.

Most guys don’t, which is why we have honor guards.

From the drift here, he seems a little precocious, doesn’t he?

Do some pushups, Pablo, it’ll go away…

Ever since puberty.

Funny, I was just saying that to myself just the other day.Needs a flag.Raise it if you need service.>/b<More Sopapillas, por favor!

Are you implying that your flagpole is under someone else’s control? —That sounds like a job for Blaze Rize (in the afternoon).

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