MythTickle by Justin Thompson for July 01, 2015

Is it allowed to want to crush a symbol of life?

Brilliant!

I heard that it was the He-brews.

Actually, beer was discovered (invented) earlier north and east of Egypt, but they made it on a much larger scale.

I have read that the oldest piece of writing on the planet is a Sumerian prayer to be beer goddess, accompanied by a recipe.

Oh, and yeast is not a form of mold. Mold is used for making cheese.

Hopped up ergot? Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Whoo hoo! Go scarabs!

I vaguely recall something about early beer being more like wine than the beer we know today.

The ancient Egyptians invented bowling, too. A mere coincidence? I think not

I like the “BAR” sign in the background.

ahh love that yeast waste

Recent findings suggest that beer was being made in (and perhaps before) the Stone Age.

My father-in-law (God rest his soul) used to say that you don’t buy beer, you rent it. I guess when the rent comes due, you’re making that big dash to the porcelain throne. Jay Leno once reported that Cali was requiring all products be made with a certain percentage of recycled products, including those made from water. “This,” he said, “makes beer the ultimate recycled product. You drink it, you pee it out, 15 minutes later, it’s beer again!”

Last night I dreamed that I passed from the sceneAnd I went to a place so sublimeAw, the water was clear and tasted like beerThen they turned it all into wine (Awww)

Tom T. Hall “I Like Beer” (1975)