Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for June 13, 2010

Actually, it does, Brewster …

LOVE IT!!!!!!

I knew it.

Oy! I haven’t seen these guys in oooooh a thousand and one years. I kept telling him the nose on the sphyinx was fine…..but he was too Obsessive and look what happened.

Give me some gum gum, dum dum

Now that we’ve seen the Sphinx and the Easter Island mo‘ai are we going to meet the aliens that dug the Grand Canyon?

You’d be amazed, big guys, at what man can do with a few simple tools, infinite stubbornness, and an endless supply of cheap, expendible labor.

Or to put it in a slightly different way …

Everybody must get stoned…

Everybody must get stoned…

Wow, great security they’ve got on the Sirius there.

They come popping in, then jaunt out; sorta like Q, or the Doctor in his TARDIS…

At first I thought the Moai wore the Zippy muu-muu.

Ha Ha! Told you those crop circles weren’t made by college students. Why I was reading in the checkout line—

Have the builders of Stonehenge showed up yet. (snicker, snicker, SNARK)

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And in walked Washington, Jefferson, Roosevelt, Lincoln and part of Crazy Horse….

The guys the Taliban blew up couldn’t make it….

Well, given the state of the global economy, the exchange rate must be really low, allowing for more inter-galactic tourism :)

Wait… ” *Me* and my kind”? See, folks, if you don’t learn to speak proper English, you’re doomed to a life of hauling rocks. This was true even before English was invented!

Johanan, thanks for the “Demotivators” link. Many new posters have been added since my last visit.

Ray:

You is a comment thief. Me wanted to say that first.

What about those who created the giant ground figures in Peru?

@Ray C Re: “Me and my kind”

Come on - give him a break! It’s not like English is his native language. Heck, English probably hadn’t even been invented when he left the planet.

He probably had to learn English through intercepted TV broadcasts, so it’s hardly a surprise that his English isn’t grammatically correct.

BTW, how’s your Egyptian?

Where’s the woman who modeled for that life-sized Statue of Liberty? And why isn’t Mr. Sphinx walking like an Egyptian?

Wow, those astronauts are ancient!

You’re going to be unhappy to learn what Napoleon’s gunner did to your nose.