Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 11, 2015

Yikes, no! We don´t want to touch it either!

Isn’t that what the secret service is for?

there they go with the toilet seat again! Will someone tell me WHY that is a problem?? DO women just sit without looking? AND who lifts the toilet lid for them? Do they lift the seat THINKING it is the lid?? DAMN I was married twice and NEVER once had a complaint about the toilet seat being up. Of course I always put the seat and lid down anyhow! Still do and I’ve lived alone for the last 15 years!

The answer to this age old point of contention is to leave the SEAT down.That way everything is predictable in the dark, nothing falls in, and everyone suffers equally.Though I admit your dog might get thirsty.

Ever since I saw that episode of “Mythbusters” I put the lid down before flushing.

So what have the First Ladies been doing all these years?

FAILstoopidStop the Wars

My Mother and I pranked each other, a lot. One night stretched Saran wrap over the bowl, then put the seat down……..I was afraid to eat or sleep at home for awhile.

Wish we could edit these posts, I left out “I” after night.

President not have toilet in office. President have toilet in bathroom. Also, President have toilet from Japan, gift from Japan Prime Minister.

See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

I’m surprised to see that nobody commented on how the new president was flushed with pride !

This is the Kobayashi Maru Scenario, so I am closing the door today!

See you tomorrow, maybe…

Everyone just close the lid. Done.