Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for August 27, 2015

So none of the media make the connection between the prospects all attending the same camps and his name? He’s the Keyzer Soze of high school football.

“However, the player who started this trend, True Standish, isn’t close to making a commitment and plans 42 unofficial visits this fall. Standish said at a press conference that he would call a press conference when he was 10 days away from his announcement.”

I’m calling my cable provider to complain. I don’t get TAP. I don’t even see it in their premium channel package.

The way Tru is crushing that popcorn in P2, it’s almost like he hasn’t had anything to eat in, well, minutes.

Just another exciting evening for True and Boo, the power couple of Milford High.

I liked the old nasty Boo better. A week from Labor Day and still no sign of Mimi by the pool. Could something, anything please happen here? I might have to join Bitsy’s boycott if this story doesn’t end soon.

In all reality , ESPN demands that the FCC,FBI! IRS and TSA find #GottobeTrue and charge him destroying the college football recruiting process. Donald Trump offers a ten million dollar reward .

It’s driving me nuts trying to figure out what TAP would stand for. I only hope Mopped Up Thorp can shed some insight.

There’s a CO2 system at TAP and it offers both beers…..Regular and light. TAP, TAP, TAP, TAP-A-ROO.

Maybe “Tap” is the name of the commentator (“It’s The Tap Show” ).

Bitsy, I had hoped for a better plot line but you’ve been so right to boycott this!!

I’m willing to bet there are eight prospects out of the top thousand who announce early in any given year.

….boycotting this endless, lame story line. This makes the Peacock look like Tolstoy for crisssake.

Wonder of Tru is pulling the old popcorn box in the lap trick in P2 and P#?

TAP isn’t just the stations call sign, it’s the Latin motto for this strip: Tum Aegritudo Praestare. This translates to: “then, to guarantee sickness”.

Meh!

P2: Hulk…eat…popcorn!

Um, Tru(e) was NOT one of the top college prospects, definitely not one of the top 8. Otherwise he would have had the major programs after him, not Miami of Ohio. And speaking of prospects, your prospects of laughing are pretty good when you read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

Boo says Tru is trending…is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Hey, gang, I’ve been out of the loop for the past 3 weeks or so – moved to Florida and started a new job. Have I missed anything or does the plot still move at a snail’s pace?

Speaking of taps and chocolate, RIP Darryl “Chocolate Thunder” Dawkins.