La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for September 10, 2015

Lessen’ you was borned in Fox, yer one o’ them darn ferrigners.

You know, ’Murcan, patriot, shut the gummint down.

Nanu Nanu. Not all of us were born on THIS planet. Shozbot !!

“born right here in the CBS”? Canadian Broadcast System?

There is no network called the Canadian Broadcast System. You may be thinking of the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.