Zack Hill by John Deering and John Newcombe for September 22, 2015

This’ll be quite an Abbott/Costello gig.

What kind of schools does Deering base this stuff on? I swear he’s in an alternate reality sometimes.

I don’t know…....

Third base!

Just use “it”.

Shouldn’t that be “ze” instead of either “he” or “she”, and “zir” instead of either “him” or “her”? “He-ze” and “she-zir” wouldn’t eliminate the difference between male and female pronouns; it would simply substitute a new set of different pronouns for the existing ones.

I see.

Listen — I’m still reeling from the dumbass Jeb Bush remark about putting Margaret Thatcher on the $20 bill — presumably because he’s too ignorant of the existence of American women in history.

So new pronouns aren’t going to do a thing for womankind in the face of THAT special kind of stupidity.

A-hem and A-hah?

Oh hee hee hee!

I remember decades ago some pointy-headed intellectual came up with “jhe” as a gender neutral pronoun.It never caught on.