Heart of the City by Steenz for October 07, 2015
October 06, 2015
October 08, 2015
Transcript:
Heart: instead of trick or treating this year, I say me cut out the middle man... Heart: ..we should take the money we normally spend on costume stuff and just buy one of those giant bags of different candies! Dean: Doesn't that sort of suck all the fun out of Halloween? Heart: Think of it as "adult training."
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 9 years ago
Too logical for a child. Besides that would be a like an adult buying 5L boxes of wine for enjoyment at home, rather than paying 6 times the price at the bar.
LakeOrion about 9 years ago
…or a college student simply purchasing a case of beer and drinking it instead of playing beer pong…
Mikel V about 9 years ago
These two will have serious problems in their marriage. Dean is all old-fashioned imaginative mind, while Heart is the modern cynical mind.
Comic Minister Premium Member about 9 years ago
I see now.
kapearlman about 9 years ago
Hey, I do both. :-)
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 9 years ago
That takes the fun out of the Holiday Heart.
abbybookcase about 9 years ago
talk about taking all the fun out of it! missing out on sweltering in a warm costume when there’s indian summer. freezing in a light costume when halloween is blustery. wait-i think i just shot my own argument in the foot. oops
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Buy the candy 11/1 and get twice as much for your money.
bjy1293 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Dress up & trick or treat for UNICEF, then buy candy on 11/01 as Saucey1121 suggested.
Decepticomic over 3 years ago
Yep. When you get old, you binge on something to cope with the utter emptiness of your worthless existence. Fortunately, my consumption of choice is WEED! Time to get high!