Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 06, 2015

Its Wilbur’s own fault. “Call the Bellamy Twins” said Darla, but no………Wilbur just had to try the mower one last time. The Bellamy Twins are at least adept. Wilbur is naturally un-dept

Earlier, Wilbur experienced a different sort of problem.

Wilbur was black-balled………more than once.

Wilbur musta dropped the lawn mower, on the over fertilized patch, A perfect storm.

Now where’s the pitch control on this thing?

…and we have lift off!would have like to get that in before Bilan’s post. Oh well.

Oh! I thought Darla meant he was getting high from the gas fumes.

Bev…. about last night’s post to the Monkey…You know I wouldn’t suggest shoes that are too short!

But his feet are short, with long toes.

I thought maybe his foot and his toes would fit inside the shoes…and only the ends of his toes would go into the toes part….. just for a bit of gripping power.

But any shoes are hard for his big toes…. they’re more like thumbs.

I know the Monkey’s feet… like…um…. the back of my hand…. or… well…that didn’t sound right.

Monkey needs to adopt the National footwear of Florida ( and Ecuador ) – FLIP FLOPS !

Wilber had a two word answer to Darla’s question, ( No, not those two words ! ) – Speed Bumps !

He put the prop on upside-down…

Rusty Boy don’t look so serious, its OK. Wilbur will make a hard left at the Live Oak, then over the patio and right into the garage, just like last time. Isn’t it curious that the dots always want to know “why” and the guys are only concerned with the “what and how” going forward. The only thing missing from this picture is the Magic Blue Bus and some Grateful Dead.

Happens every time he tries to mow that home-made Loop-De-Loop in the back yard…

Turbo Charged

simple, switch from bagging blades to mulching blades… or hire a goat.

Wrong setting…….switch it off HOVER!And next time a propeller salesman comes to your door tell him no.

Don’t ask Darla, I don’t think you really want to know.

whew…!mah hans gittin tired…!

LET IT GO!!!!If it loves you it will come back in the spring……let it fly with its kind…….a thing of beauty…..the Great Mower Migration.

I got up this morning and started moving around.Fed the dog, take her out, take a shower…

I started feeling a bit better so i decided to go out and get some stuff done.I needed a few things from the grocery store, and i had some paperwork to drop off at the office.

Well the boss was there and not at one of her clients.

Its not going to show up in my total, but i received a promise of $500 from her!And more, she said that occasionally the office receives cash donations from family members of clients in the name of clients that have passed. She wants me to have those as well.WOW!Im humbled.

One time on TV I saw a guy balance a running lawn mower on his chin.

Bev…. do you mean not till next Tuesday…. the 13th?

Cos I can’t give you 2:13 or 3:33 this Tuesday…. unless you mean AM…. cos today is Tuesday and those PM hours are over.If you want to come earlier….Wanda Jorgenson just cancelled for tomorrow at 3:47.

A mani too… or just a pedi? You usually like to match.

And of course those foot rubs are legit!Didja think I wasn’t really doing them?

I always do them…and we …. you know… discuss business and stuff…. monkey business….. it takes a while.