Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 21, 2015

Meet the Ralph Malph of Milford High.

Not sure who’s playing who for a fool here but I’m positive that Gil’s going to give Get Shorty his comeuppance sooner or later.

Wouldn’t Gil’s players be almost as disgusted as Mimi was with the way the show distorted things? Where’s the loyalty?

Meanwhile, at stately Mayne manor …

Hey Mop Man, I know you have to hate me, but in yesterday’s MUT, you’re missing an “of” in that first bubble. Sorry.

P4, Oh, I getcha Mr. Thorp, er Mayne, like, don’t you ever change clothes or did your mom buy you a month’s worth of the same outfit? Or maybe I could step on Tru’s foot on the snap and make him fall on his arse. That would be mad funny, right?

Fist Pump man studying hard in P1 and his whole family gathering in P3.

Hollywood might be missing something big here. A nerdy kid at Milford definitely has his pulse on the entertainment trend of the nation.

In all reality how happy will Dory’s parrents be to see him acting the fool on a reality show ? If Dory is so smart why is he taking English 101per the book he is carrying ?

Charles Barkley thinks Disco Mayne’s manipulation of Dory, The Cartwheel Kid, is turrible.

Dory, where the xxxx is your WWGD (what would Gil do) bracelet?Possible plotlines suggested by Mr. Mayne:

Doing the Shamerock Shakeduring the Oakwood gamePushing boy in wheelchair down stairsVideo taping girls locker roomX lax in the mashed potatoes Lighting the school on fireTampering with the brakes on the team busSelf gratification in the cafeteria Making out with an intoxicaed Marti M.

“Comic relief?” “Who could provide it?” Guys, we’re going to be on the show!

Dory, we’re looking to cast The Village Idiot. You in?

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Comic relief, eh? Time to bring Bobby Howry and Max Bacon out of purgatory.

Surely the “comedy” is going to come in Holly’s English class which Dory transferred into just to get air time and is about to enter. Lots of Beavis and Butthead-level material in Shakespeare. Heh heh!

I’m going to be his “Mayne” man. Two Linemen walk into a bar…

P-2: Dory exhibits awful product placement plug for Zip (lock bags). Yes a little zip will keep the show fresher, longer.

Hats off to tcar & Pogoreader. We haven’t had a MacDonald Carey playing the part of a referee sighting in awhile. Like sands in the hourglass, so are the Days of our Lives.

In all reality, Take this Whoopie cushion Dory and put it on Ms Dobbs chair . When she sits down yell Who Cut The Cheese and then ask Are you serving wine with that cheese Ms Dobbs .

In all reality, Hey Ms Dobbs , I jammed my finger at practice can you pull it ? Why sure Dory !

I think this was said in the past, but what textbook has a title of the registration listing of the class? “English 101 by John Adams.” And another thing, English 101, the most basic, entry level high school English. And they start off with Shakespeare? Uh, no. More like it would be, “how to parse a sentence.” And speaking of nitpicking, hopefully there are no dumb errors in today’s Mopped Up Thorp that you can nitpick.