The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 28, 2015

Landed a man yet, Patty?

For women, eh, Burl?

Hope you like Johnson’s wax sandwiches.

I guess you-all win… I think I’ll just give it up and go where there is something vaguely resembling a comic. All I am doing is wearing myself out! Stupid is very tiresome! Have “fun” you-all!

If he swabbed his whole body down with a few of those wipes, it might be an improvement!!

Clean under the deck? Isn’t that a HAZMAT Site? I’d suggest they hire Frankenstein Specialty Services, LLP for the job and ask for their Lead Technician, Igor. He just eats everything he finds, even more so than the Pennys.

You don’t see that every day….a crabby bear walking out the door!

Okay, okay. Joy has found the new feminine wipes she was looking for. High time, too. (And Patty, that’s just nasty.) .But hold on. What did Burl say? S.C. Johnson has developed a solution for women?!!!! I need to buy some of their stock. That’ s huge. Experts always say, if you want to make money, find a problem and come up with a solution. And here they’ve gone and solved the most vexing problem of all time. I wonder what their approach is. Mute button? Shock collar? Some new wonder drug? Bet it’s expensive.

Oh. Never mind..(Dang!)

I think Patty is sporting her very own ‘find it’, but from another day.

TheNeedle said, about 14 hours ago: Landed a man yet, Patty?

After watching her parents, she has decided to stay single. Can you blame her?

It looks like Crab bear is off to hibernate for the winter. See you in the spring CB.