8) What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being ‘just friends’4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?3) Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.2) I don’t care if it’s on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.1) Hey, pull my finger…
Marko56 about 9 years ago
Scarpf? Scarfp? Also slang for eating very fast, as in “Scarfing his food.”
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Marriage changes passion; suddenly you’re in bed with a relative…
Sheila Hardie about 9 years ago
If you’re talking about the dress you’re wearing, then the white one for sure.
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
Come on, Barney; she didn’t ask whether it made her look fat.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
Eight things you’ll never hear a woman say:
8) What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I’m tired of being ‘just friends’4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?3) Aww, don’t stop for directions, I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out how to get there.2) I don’t care if it’s on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.1) Hey, pull my finger…